Dear Readers,
We like to never found a parking spot at Book People. The only available spots were marked SMALL CARS ONLY. I don't think they were prepared for our Texas Cadillac, our humongous Silver Suburban emblazoned with my Hot Pink Book Cover. I parked out at the back ninety and we began our book trail drive in pulling out leopard suitcase full of Raquel Welch HairUWear products for the BIG HAIR MAKEOVERS I have been giving to a drawing winner at each shop. I am telling you, book people love to watch big hair makeovers, weird. Move over IRON CHEF, watch the Kat do a five minute BIG HAIR MAKEOVER!
As we finally arrived at the front door, there was my name up in lights on the marquee. Okay, I had to get a photo of that for sure. As we entered a BIG SIGN of my book cover, a front section of the front corner filled with my books. I had arrived home to the motherlode of Texas bookstores, BOOK PEOPLE!
Now this is a store to see and experience but give yourself a full day. Four stories of books with the most incredible sidelines I have ever seen. I quickly snapped upa Bookopoly game for my daughters birthday and a HOLY TOAST stamp for bread with the image of Jesus. Great for starting your day in prayer. Now don't tell me that is weird, okay.
We were escorted upstairs and the chairs for the event were almost filled and I spied friends, good friends. Author, Sarah Bird whose writing I adore to pieces. She even gave me a galley of her next book, WOO HOO! Author, Marci Henna was in the audience and brothers, Stayton and Walter Bonner who I adore. Stayton wrote the wonderful feature on me in The Austin Statesman that is helping send my book to superstardom. Both young men I helped their mother and them select books when they were children. This is the best thing that could have ever happened for me. To have those boys come and support my booksigning is God telling me, girl, you are doing your life's work and purpose. God Bless the Bonner boys. My best friends daughter who is a senior at U.T., Veronika was there to give me hugs and I introduced her to the Bonner boys and told them. "You are the next generation of Pulpwood Queens and Timber guys my friends. So I empowering you to make sure that my book club is not all baby boomer women. They laughed but the seed is planted, I have the feeling that it will grow big time.
Author Elizabeth Crooks too came up for a hug and to catch up. Good friends, my friends but boy, did I make a ton more. The place ended up packed and I had them in stitches. Surprise! I signed a ton of books and started TWO MORE CHAPTERS of the Pulpwood Queens! One in Austin and one in McDade. I also met a wonderful superindent of schools, Guylene, who invited to come speak to her teachers and students down in south Texas.
Susan was the BIG HAIR MAKEOVER winner. As I backcombed her hair and told the audience, "The higher the hair, the closer to God and we're jacking it up to Jesus", with the audience laughing, she replied as the straight man, "Well, that's great but I'm a Buddhist." I told her then I was taking her hair higher plane. Right on cue she retorted, "Just remember, I have a heart condition." I asked the laughing audience, "Is there was a doctor in the house", without skipping a beat continued, "cause she's going need one."
I think the event went over well. One man told me I needed to do stand up comedy. I told him, 'You mean do the same thing I did tonight but get paid?" We both had a good laugh on that one.
We spent a good hour after the event just checking out the store. Luckily, the store did not close until eleven. Carrying extra bags now The Pulpwood Queen entourage and I exited the store now to an empty parking lot. A girl sitting outside smoking a cigarette laughed outloud as the leopard parade passed her by. Yes, the Pulpwood Queens are weird and we felt right at home in Austin. Man, there are some really cool "BOOK PEOPLE" in out state's capital. I hope they invite me back, anytime, anytime...
Tiara wearing and weird book tour sharing,
Kathy L. Patrick
Founder of the Pulpwood Queens Book Clubs
www.beautyandthebook.com


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